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Verb- universal verb, to nontch is to smurf; think smurfy, cool, rad, phat,
Noun- can be used as a way to describe a person or situation fat, loser, monkal, winning a game or finding a quarter.
Man 1- So the e-LA Kings made the play-offs by winning their division.

Man2- nontch.
Other Example used in the negative sense
Man 1- Monkal you are such a nontchy nontch, clean yourself up pig.

Monkal- I'm a nontch because I'll never know how to nontch, and I'm fat too.
by Count Monster April 25, 2006

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