Definitions by Count Maltempi

Sleazewhistle 

An unsavory character who trumpets his ill deeds, and foul thoughts as worthy, and soils the joy of others by such touting and bruiting of matters. Commonly conflated with a Sleazewhistle attorney, who is concerned with 'fellatio gone wrong' in cases dealing with infidelity, or fellatio which causes physical or mental discomfort.

A proper sleazewhistle knows when they have crumpled the soul of a person, by inspecting the spittle on his fingers.

Sleazewhistle by Count Maltempi January 6, 2022