Definitions by Cornelius Buttersnaps

gherkin his merkin

a euphemism for male masturbation; a derivative of “jerkin the gherkin”

David was late because he was too busy gherkin his merkin.

gherkin his merkin by Cornelius Buttersnaps June 10, 2026

lopsy

to be lazy and relaxed; to enjoy a state of contented idleness, especially on rainy days

After getting work done in the garden, Shirley was feeling lopsy, and decided to lay on the couch and watch her favorite show as she drifted in and out of sleep with the rain gently tapping on the glass.

lopsy by Cornelius Buttersnaps June 10, 2026