Hang balls

To stand around aimlessly doing nothing

The venue was in the middle of nowhere, so when we arrived for the concert two hours early, we had to hang balls until the doors opened.

by Corncakes January 20, 2024

Top Turkey

n. Imaginary military term for officer in charge or most senior officer

“That is the sorriest Close Order drill I can ever remember, boy!! Who leads this outfit? Who’s Top Turkey around here?”

by Corncakes March 29, 2025