Definitions by Coob Hooper

Carlton 

To skull-fuck a person's eye socket finishing with cumming on their brain then pissing on it thus making them retarded(A person can only be succesfully Carltoned once). In tribute to the character from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

I (Carlton)ed her so bad that she's like Dustin Hoffman from "Rain Man".

Carlton by Coob Hooper November 9, 2007