1 definition by Continuum muunitnoC

Spider

A feline possessing one or more of the following qualities, especially one possessing all of them: homosexuality, retardation, hideousness, a shit-head personality, an overall disturbed nature.

Also, a feline that is the product of mutations due to close proximity to a meth lab during development.

Yeah, she finally got a cat, just like she wanted to. Too bad it ended up being such a Spider.

by Continuum muunitnoC July 30, 2008