Conrad Fado's definitions

3-mile hike

Cockney rhyming slang for 'dyke'

Hey man, I tried pulling that doris over there but she wasn't interested. Clearly she must be a 3-mile hike.

by Conrad Fado October 7, 2011

Knickerboxers

Male underwear often sported by non-lipstick-lesbians.

Knickerbockers is an old-school name for panties/underwear worn by the fairer sex. Butch vagitarians sometimes prefer male clothing and will wear men's boxer shorts in place of panties. Hence, 'knickerboxers'.

Craig: Hey man, do you sell boxer shorts?
Jerome: Yeah, over there by the butch chick.
Craig: What's a rugmuncher doing buying shorts?
Jerome: She wears em as knickerboxers, Dude.

by Conrad Fado October 7, 2011