Definitions by Congreeman Jim McDermot

hamburglar 

A Hamburger stealing dickless, little bastard, that enjoys rubbing catchup and mustard all over his nipples and will most likely die a virgin unless he finds a hooker willing to have sex with him.

Aw God Damnitt, that bastard Hamburglar just grabbed that burger strait from my fucking hands.

hamburglar by Congreeman Jim McDermot October 13, 2006