Definitions by Commander Clark

App Junkie 

A person who has been sucked into the consumerist network of the iTunes app store, and obsessively downloads. It's fun, but you realize there's no escape, soon after you're sucked in.

P.S. I am an app junkie

Guy: Look at my phone, dude! I got ten new apps last night! Whoot!

Joe: He's an app junkie, that's for sure.

App Junkie by Commander Clark November 18, 2009

Gate Crasher 

A High-Tech tactical weapon invented in England. It is displayed on the television show "Future Weapons".

*Boom!*

Guy 1: What was that?

Guy 2: The Gate Crasher.

Gate Crasher by Commander Clark October 1, 2009

Riot kick 

A large, forceful, sweeping kick at roughly 45 degrees. Used to kick a door down.

Person: That riot kick shattered my ribcage :(

Riot kick by Commander Clark October 1, 2009