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A beautiful country in Eastern Europe, unfortunately saddled with the worst neighbors in history. Having hungary as a neighbor is like having a pig farm next door, it smells, its noisy and mainly only the most uneducated people work/live there. A great country that has been raped clean by years of communist rule, corruption and emmigration of the upper echelon, read: most educated, brightest, people in its society. We do have some of the most beautiful landscapes in Europe, monasteries, castles and general buildings of interest. The women, WOW, if you really want to see some gorgeous and generally educated women, go there, not like these fat ass, poorly dressed and uneducated females we have here. The alchohol and food are great, our sarmale and tuica kick ass. Do not listen to these little ass pirates, faggots from Hungary, hell, it probably took 10 top proffesors from their top university 6 months to write that mispelled vile trash about Romania, but what can you expect, theyre just Hungarians.
"Vine trenul din Galati, plin cu Unguri spinzurati"
Sa-m tirii coiale pe coliva lu mata, Pisti
"What the hell is that smell Vasile, it smells like.....shit, or dead pig?"
"Thats the bad part about living in this part of Romania Ioane, when the wind shifts you can smell the Hungarians"
by Comie Bastard October 21, 2006
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