Definitions by Comet of Shadow

happy penis 

Playful slang for an erection or boner. The opposite of sad penis.

My girlfriend unzipped my pants and my cock sprang out to greet her. She smiled up at me. "Happy penis?" she said.

"Happy penis." I replied.

happy penis by Comet of Shadow July 17, 2013

sad penis 

Playful slang for a soft, limp, or flaccid penis. The opposite of happy penis.

My girlfriend unzipped my pants, but my penis just hung down. She looked up at me. "Sad penis?" she asked with a pout.

"Sad penis," I sighed.

She grinned wickedly. "I'll fix that," she said, as she took me into her mouth and started to blow me.

sad penis by Comet of Shadow July 17, 2013