Definitions by Coma, the Doof Warrior

let's get paranoid

Smoke so much weed to the point of getting paranoid, after which the high is awesome!

I got some great diesel, let's get paranoid.

let's get paranoid by Coma, the Doof Warrior January 4, 2020

internet clap 

One or more computer virus infestations resulting from visiting questionable web-sites, especially porn sites.

"I can't finish this presentation, I've come down with internet clap and now I can only surf pop-ups."

internet clap by Coma, the Doof Warrior January 3, 2020