Definitions by Colorado Mark
Muddy Mogul
The act of freezing one's own turds (Log form only), keeping them onhand in the icebox, and bringing them out to penetrate others with in a very sexual manner (*at least until they melt).
To be used in general conversation:
"Anne - That is a nice pair of shoes you are wearing - How about a muddy mogul?"
"Anne - That is a nice pair of shoes you are wearing - How about a muddy mogul?"
Muddy Mogul by Colorado Mark February 25, 2005