Definitions by Colonel Spicy Weiner

Ball Pit Mum 

Cliquey mums who congregate in groups at the bottom of the slides in ball pits to discuss how their child loves avocado. They are competitive and will find subtle ways to put your parenting/child down whist showing off about their own.

I met a couple of ball pit mums today who told me I wasn’t doing enough tummy time with my baby.

Ball Pit Mum by Colonel Spicy Weiner May 9, 2019

Buffet Anxiety 

The fear of those of who are of larger constitution eating all of the food at a buffet before you.

Look at how much that fat guy has on his plate. He's giving me Buffet Anxiety.

Buffet Anxiety by Colonel Spicy Weiner August 31, 2014

Rag Saddle 

Describes a sanitary towel.

She is currently riding the rag saddle. - She is on her period.

Rag Saddle by Colonel Spicy Weiner September 6, 2013