Colonel Spicy Weiner's definitions

Ball Pit Mum

Cliquey mums who congregate in groups at the bottom of the slides in ball pits to discuss how their child loves avocado. They are competitive and will find subtle ways to put your parenting/child down whist showing off about their own.

I met a couple of ball pit mums today who told me I wasn’t doing enough tummy time with my baby.

by Colonel Spicy Weiner May 9, 2019

Buffet Anxiety

The fear of those of who are of larger constitution eating all of the food at a buffet before you.

Look at how much that fat guy has on his plate. He's giving me Buffet Anxiety.

by Colonel Spicy Weiner August 31, 2014

Rag Saddle

Describes a sanitary towel.

She is currently riding the rag saddle. - She is on her period.

by Colonel Spicy Weiner September 6, 2013