Definitions by Colonel Duck

Worst hall senior ever 

One who is literally the worst at carrying out the duties and role of a hall senior in student university accommodation.

"Frank is the worst hall senior ever," said Charlottle. Everyone solemnly agreed.

Worst hall senior ever by Colonel Duck June 22, 2011

Vale of Tears 

When one's life is so despairingly bad. The expression “vale of tears” goes back to pious sentiments that consider life on earth to be a series of sorrows to be left behind when we go on to a better world in Heaven. It conjures up an image of a suffering traveler laboring through a valley (“vale” ) of troubles and sorrow. “Veil of tears” is poetic sounding, but it’s a mistake.

"Frank's life is such a vale of tears" said Charlottle. Everyone solemnly agreed.

Vale of Tears by Colonel Duck June 22, 2011