2 definitions by Cold Roll

Verb

To empty one's anus of fluid, usually semen but occasionally rotten fruit or liquified kabanas and kranskies, using a simple straw or straw like apparatus through which liquid is carried away. Thus preventing unwanted anal bacteria.
When one withdraws their penis from the anus too late during anal intercourse, and ejaculates a load of manly-ness into shit town, then a straw is used to suck up any unwanted semen that may cause anal infestations. "Shit, I pulled out too late and came in your asshole. But that's cool, we'll just have to give you drainal. I'll get the straw."

Jack had to perform drainal when a broken kabana was withdrawn from his best friends asshole.
by Cold Roll September 15, 2010
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Adj: An unsightly almost-human. Gaunt, pungent, without decorum. Perverse, beady eyes. Not to be trusted with a female.
When I looked upon the man, I could see he had a smell about him as if he’d just stepped out of the trenches. His malnourished form was more goblin than man; his face was rough, as if his head had been stuck in a popcorn machine for hours upon end. And he had eyes that glued to any woman like a perpetual form of herpes. The man was war-torn and not to be trusted with the female sex.
by Cold Roll November 8, 2018
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