1 definition by Col. Robert J "Clean" Mongoose
When you're on something like cocaine or roxycodone and you're dick gets real hard but you can never cum.
Me: "Hey Dr. Dangus you rascal, listen to this. So I was doing some roxys last night and fucked this girl for like an hour, it took forever for me to cum, I had 'zombie dick' like crazy. Is that normal?"
Dr. Dangus: "I dunno, what do I look like to you? A fucking dick doctor?
Dr. Dangus: "I dunno, what do I look like to you? A fucking dick doctor?
by Col. Robert J "Clean" Mongoose October 21, 2010