1 definition by Coco Dildo

1. An adjective used to describe an unfortunate, boring, lame, or otherwise displeasing person, place, idea, thing, or event.

2. When used as a verb, this is the act of gag-hagging or hob-gobbling someone. Gag-hagging someone generally refers to performing clumsy, often disgruntled fellatio upon a willing or un-willing male, typically as a form of sexual assault or punishment. Hob-gobbling is similar to gag-hagging, though hob-gobbling commonly involves no actual nudity, and is often performed through clothes.

3. A person who has been "gagged" or "hobgobbled" at the notorious website "www.gaghags.com".

4. Gag-hag is commonly varied simply by the replacement of either "gag" or "hag" with a rhyming monosyllable, such as "bag-hag" or "gag-fag".
Did you see those gag-hags back there? That whole place was fuggin' gag-hag to begin with. I bet I could gag-hag one of those guys and they wouldn't even know it.

After my first encounter with a gag-hag, I just couldn't help myself. I wound up on "Judge Judy" with a black eye and a tracheotomy scar.
by Coco Dildo September 30, 2005
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