2 definitions by Clyde Crashcup
The 2nd largest city in the state of Indiana. The demographics mainly consist of:
A. People who go to IPFW because they are too stupid to be accepted to another college. However, they think they are hot shit because, hey, they're in college. Because they could not go to another University, they have extra money, and spend it on buying a car that they no doubt, probably have sex with based on the way they value it.
B. Guys think that they are cool because they where pink shirts and pop their collars because they are tools. They can be seen at Taco Bell at 1 in the morning.
C. People who run red lights, because they have to get to "college" or go to the mall to buy pink shirts and polos.
D. Girls who basically resort to becoming sperm dumpsters because they go to "college" and major in Sociology and probably work at Hooters or some sort of restaurant where they are rewarded promptly for flirting with guys in pink shirts. They also attempt to get into Pierre's underage and think they are hot because they get hit on 30 year old trashy guys.
E. The townies who frequent Pierre's or other such bars and hit on "college" girls.
A. People who go to IPFW because they are too stupid to be accepted to another college. However, they think they are hot shit because, hey, they're in college. Because they could not go to another University, they have extra money, and spend it on buying a car that they no doubt, probably have sex with based on the way they value it.
B. Guys think that they are cool because they where pink shirts and pop their collars because they are tools. They can be seen at Taco Bell at 1 in the morning.
C. People who run red lights, because they have to get to "college" or go to the mall to buy pink shirts and polos.
D. Girls who basically resort to becoming sperm dumpsters because they go to "college" and major in Sociology and probably work at Hooters or some sort of restaurant where they are rewarded promptly for flirting with guys in pink shirts. They also attempt to get into Pierre's underage and think they are hot because they get hit on 30 year old trashy guys.
E. The townies who frequent Pierre's or other such bars and hit on "college" girls.
"You're a guy from Fort Wayne? You probably go to IPFW, wear pink shirts and pop your collar, and run red lights. You are a douche-bag"
"You're a girl from Fort Wayne? You probably go to IPFW, major in Sociology (in which you'll never use this degree), work at Hooters, and try to get into Pierre's to get hit on by 30 year old guys. You are a sperm dumpster."
"You're a girl from Fort Wayne? You probably go to IPFW, major in Sociology (in which you'll never use this degree), work at Hooters, and try to get into Pierre's to get hit on by 30 year old guys. You are a sperm dumpster."
by Clyde Crashcup April 4, 2007
A crappy shit stain of a town in Ohio that is a suburb of Perrysville. Their mark on history is when their basketball team went to state and promptly lost, because SOMEBODY didn't score any points. Their team is called the Redbirds, because the education there is so dulled down that they don't even know that a "redbird" is a cardinal, the state bird in Ohio. If there were a nuclear halocaust, and Loudonville were hit, not only would people not care, they would probably applaud because honestly...who gives a shit about the "canoeing capital of the midwest"?
Loudonville smells of a sack of buttholes.
Uhhhh derrrrr....were the Loudonville Redbirds.
If you are a male nurse, you are probably from Loudonville.
Uhhhh derrrrr....were the Loudonville Redbirds.
If you are a male nurse, you are probably from Loudonville.
by Clyde Crashcup January 26, 2006