Clumzy Hooman's definitions

Ooferdoodles

When something bad happens and you can't think of anything else to say

Person 1: *stubs toes*
Person 2: Ooferdoodles

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

Band

A cult, family, enemy, best supporter, crackheads. Band kids: siblings. Band Director: Grandparent. Drum Major: Parent. Color Guard: obnoxious cousins. The only place where it's allowed to date your sibling, parent, and cousin without it being considered immoral and incest.

Person: Are you in Band?
Me: FUCK YEAH

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

Jordan

A cute guy with darkly colored eyes and hair, plays the trumpet, makes the best facial expressions, is nice, really funny, tall, rare, helpful, gives you so many butterflies that you can fly, supportive, sarcastic, goofy

Friend: Sooooooo, who's that guy you sit next to in English?
Me: Jordan
Friend: Uh uh
Me: Lay a finger on him and I will tear you to shreds, he's mine
Random Person: He's single tho
Me: *looks at calendar* oh ho, only for two more years

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

Cult

Band. Once you join, your life is forever changed, and there is no going back.

Person 1: What's a cult?
Drum Major: Band
Person 1: What?
Drum Major: Let me show you *dramatically opens band room door*
Band: *Standing in a circle around a Flute and a Trumpet cutting a color guard's heart out with a drum stick*
Person 1: *shit their pants*

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

Wildcard

That one friend who always does the dumbest, scary, and dangerous shit. Their friends don't believe they actually do the dumb shit the first few minutes that they know them, but after that, their loves are changed forever. They are usually that one quiet kid that always sits at the back of the class and nobody knows their name. Don't ever get on the bad side of a Wildcard, they can fuck you up like it's nothing.

"Hey, you see Julie over there, she's such a Wildcard"

by Clumzy Hooman October 23, 2019