That one derik

someone who is annoying and never stops talking

Ian is such a That one derik

by Clumzy Hooman October 23, 2019

Ooferdoodles

When something bad happens and you can't think of anything else to say

Person 1: *stubs toes*
Person 2: Ooferdoodles

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

Hellcrushed

That feeling you get when you realize you like someone more than you thought you did

When Jordan walked into class today i felt Hellcrushed

by Clumzy Hooman November 11, 2019

Oct 31

NATIONAL CRUSH DAY (for guys)
When guys have to:
kiss their crush(es)
Give their sweater to gf or crush
Tell their crush they like them
Ask out their crush
All of the above

Girls, be ready Oct 31, y'all got a good day comin for ya

by Clumzy Hooman October 23, 2019

Cult

Band. Once you join, your life is forever changed, and there is no going back.

Person 1: What's a cult?
Drum Major: Band
Person 1: What?
Drum Major: Let me show you *dramatically opens band room door*
Band: *Standing in a circle around a Flute and a Trumpet cutting a color guard's heart out with a drum stick*
Person 1: *shit their pants*

by Clumzy Hooman October 23, 2019