Definitions by Clumzy Hooman

Trumpet 

What band geeks call someone who plays the trumpet

Person: Wow! Look at that Trumpeter play!
Me (a band geek): IT'S TRUMPET YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

Trumpet by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

Flute 

What band geeks call someone who plays the flute

Band Mom: Do you see that flute in the front? That's Clumzy Hooman!
Football Dad: *confusion*

Flute by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

Band 

A cult, family, enemy, best supporter, crackheads. Band kids: siblings. Band Director: Grandparent. Drum Major: Parent. Color Guard: obnoxious cousins. The only place where it's allowed to date your sibling, parent, and cousin without it being considered immoral and incest.

Person: Are you in Band?
Me: FUCK YEAH

Band by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

😰 

That feeling you get when you realize you have a crush on this random person in your class that you don't even know

Me: 😰
Friend: OH NO!
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Friend: So, who's the guy
Me: Points at crush
Friend: Gives him the death glare
Crush: *notices* wat'd I do?
Friend: LOOK AT HER *points at me*
Me: 😰
Crush: 😰

😰 by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

Oct 31 

NATIONAL CRUSH DAY (for guys)
When guys have to:
kiss their crush(es)
Give their sweater to gf or crush
Tell their crush they like them
Ask out their crush
All of the above

Girls, be ready Oct 31, y'all got a good day comin for ya

Oct 31 by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019