Random ships

Alright fellow humans! I think ever since movies and shows came out the human race has been BROKEN BY STUPIDITY! WE DO NOT SHIP PEOPLE LIKE ELSA AND ANNA, OR EZRA AND KANAN, OR FINN AND POE, OR ELSA AND JACK FROST, OR JESSE AND LUKAS, OR MERIDA AND HICCUP!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE EITHER FROM DIFFERENT MOVIES AND DO NOT MATCH AT ALL, OR THEY ARE APPARENTLY "CLOSE FRIENDS" so that people are like, "IF THEY ARE CLOSE FRIENDS, THEN THEY'RE IN LOVE!" ARE YOU ALL DELUSIONAL?! WAKE UP! JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE CLOSE DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE IN LOVE! IF YOU THINK THAT, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW AHT ROMANCE IS! ALL HUMANS READING THIS, LIKE THIS IF YOU AGREE, OR DISLIKE THIS BECAUSE YOU ARE DELUSIONAL AND YOU SHIP RANDOM PEOPLE JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE "CLOSE FRIENDS" OR THEY ARE "SIMILAR"!

I HATE it when people ship random ships! This is crud! Garbage! Trash!

by ClubWatAh May 15, 2021

letsblowupboys

letsblowupboys means you HATE boys so much you want to go full Meghan Trainor and say "Nah to the Ah to the NO NO NO" a million times. (Especially if they like you.) SO GET OUT THE DYNAMITE AND LETS BLOW UP SOME BOYS MWAHAHAHAHA

Ex: Gina sees a boy and comes to her friends and says "Do you wanna letsblowupboys?"
Her friends: WTH

by ClubWatAh April 13, 2021

mickey mouse clubhouse

mickey mouse clubhouse means ABSOLUTE CRUD mickey probably lost his purpose in life and decided to yell at innocent kids in his pathetic so called clubhouse. Its like dora the explorer.

Friend: I LOVE MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE!
Me: I hate you

by ClubWatAh April 19, 2021

imsoboredicantbreathe

It basically means that your so bored you cant breathe and you are basically going to die away on the spot.

You are doing math class and you raise your hand and say "Imsoboredicantbreath!" And your teacher is like, "wut?"
imsoboredicantbreathe means you are so bored you can't breathe. Get ready to die everyone............

by ClubWatAh April 13, 2021