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When a female woman (with a cooder) makes out with a male fucking dude (with a penis) who also happens to have a mustache. The feeling of one mustached partner kissing another is relative to a massage on the upper inner lip of the other partner. Very exotic & rare.
Dude, my girlfriend loves a good mustache massage.

Whats up babe, you like mustache massages?
by Club 500 September 11, 2011

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