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Definitions by Clonkobum

Chlamydia Country 

A typical “lads holiday” country where chlamydia is often contracted. A place where sex fuelled teenagers go to get some puss.
Can be shortened to clap country
“Bro, I’ll never go back to that clap country, Ibiza. I came back riddled with it.”

“You ever been to that chlamydia country, Magaluf. When I returned I had to see several doctors.”

Jonny 40s 

When Jonny gets a 40s.
“Ahhh it’s finally Friday night , wonder if Jonny 40s is about”
Jonny 40s by Clonkobum January 30, 2024
Another term for being “the coolest of the posse”, always gets tonnes of bitches and has the mullet hairstyle.
Check out clonko, he’s with another hot chick. I wish we could be like him.
clonko by Clonkobum June 16, 2023