Definitions by Clive Meanderson

Spiders Web 

Having just relieved yourself in your hand; the act of then throwing your spunk across the room in the exact motion that Spiderman would release a web from his wrist.

Rob: 'I'm going out with this slaggy girl, she loves it when I Spiders web in her face'

Spiders Web by Clive Meanderson March 19, 2010

Shwaffle 

Shwaffle is a word of Dutch origin that is used as an alternative to the phrase Tea-Bagging. It refers to the act of placing ones balls onto an unsuspecting persons head.

"Haha Rob, I Shwaffled you good!"

Shwaffle by Clive Meanderson February 5, 2010

Shwaft 

Shwaft is the name given to the draft felt during a Shwaffle. Shwaffle being the act of placing balls on an unsuspecting person's head (also know as Tea Bagging).

"Wow, the guy made a big Shwaft, he must be hung like a Goader's Staarky!"

Shwaft by Clive Meanderson February 4, 2010