Clive McFadden's definitions

The DAKS

A formidable guy that seems to know everyone, from kids that you knew from primary school to your plumber, he'll know them. He also has a tendency to disappear and then randomly turn up at your house.

Brad: Hello, nice to meet you.
The DAKS: Oi mate, don't I know you? You used to play football for Nicholas Wanderers innit!?

by Clive McFadden January 19, 2022