2 definitions by Clint Fu
An office bathroom strategy where a person commutes to a bathroom on another floor or building to dispense of solid waste with the desire of not being recognized by co-workers if the session become foul and disgusting. Some who work in a place with limited bathroom choices may elect to drive home to use the bathroom. See shitbreak.
“I just stopped by your desk and didn’t see you there.” “Sorry sir. I just returned from telecommoding at accounting. I didn’t want to be seen removing the glaze from the toilets on our floor.”
by Clint Fu January 13, 2015
Honey, instead of the usual vaginal play this evening, I would like to break one off in your seat meat.
by Clint Fu December 17, 2015