Definitions by Cliff A

Thursday 

The day of the week where nothing counts!
If something happens only once, and it was a Thursday, then it is as if it never happened at all.
Hands down, the best day of the week.

Andrew: You think you can just have sex with another man and get away with it?
Cliff: But, it only happened once! And it was Thursday!
Andrew: Oh... Well then I guess it doesn't count, and you're not gay.

Thursday by Cliff A October 20, 2008