The place you get previously worn - yet clean smelling clothes from.
If you leave a pair of jeans in the hamper long enough they lose the funky smell that caused you to throw them into the hamper in the first place!! It's MAGIC!!!
"Is that a pasta stain on your pants?"
"So it is... looks like my magic hamper missed a spot."
1. The kid who grew up always getting the crap kicked out of him and losing his lunch money, but never turned the corner to become cool as an adult. If he were carrying books down the street, you would still knock them out of his hands and laugh.
2. The kid in school that catches a lunch money shake down on the daily.
(also see Former Lunch Money Victim)
BMW, hot spouse, big house, and cool job required to aquire this title.
"Dude, check out this guy with the cut off sweat pants..."
"Oh you know this cat is a lunch money victim"
Yet another term for the female's defining anatomical feature. Best if used while intoxicated, and never directly to said female.
"Man would I like to play on her slip n' slide."