Definitions by Cletus Mangler

borg phone 

Cell Phone attachment which attaches directly into the ear. Intended to show everyone how important the user is because they cannot afford to take the time (approx. 1 second) to remove the regular phone from their pocket. Usually indicates a person craving attention or was dropped on their melon as a child.Could also be a bed wetter.Gives wearer the look of being half man. half dishwasher.

cell phone poser wanna be

My neighbor Jim is a real poser. He wears his Borg Phone when he is cutting his grass.

borg phone by Cletus Mangler December 17, 2006