2 definitions by Cleatus Jenkins

deuce and a hook

a fat chick weighing roughly two hundred and fifty pounds. deuce = 2, hook = half, times 100 is implied

Did you see that troll? She was easily a deuce and a hook.

by Cleatus Jenkins September 28, 2010

rhino tilt

on tilt means being mad (from poker), so rhino tilt is extremely, aggressively, uber-pissed off; usually as a result of some unusual unexpected circumstances

Dude, he went on rhino tilt when I told him about how I banged his mom the other night.

by Cleatus Jenkins September 30, 2010