Clayton Sullivan's definitions
Produced in Germany, this Bavarian wonder was concocted for hobbits with inclinations for podiatric balding; equipped with a cork bottom it not only keeps a hobbit's feet stylish, but protected.
It's not the size of the merkinstocks that matters, it's how you use them.
Those is some dank 'stocks.
Those is some dank 'stocks.
by Clayton Sullivan February 15, 2004
Get the Merkinstockmug.