1 definition by Claudio Bodanchez

Hulk Smash

The Sexual Act of hiding an equipped "hulk smash hand" toy under the covers. When the woman comes to bed, the man proceeds to say, "Make me a sammich." If the woman denies, the man proceeds with, "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry." At this point before she can walk away in disgust, the man gets up and bellows, "HULK SMAAAASH!!" while proceeding to grab her by the hair and shove the gigantic green hulk toy fist glove into her vagina repeatedly until she is as loose as a physically possible.

Man: Honey, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry...

Woman: Bitch, please...

HULK SMASH!!

*Screams of agony*

by Claudio Bodanchez November 18, 2011