Claudia's definitions

numpty

A person, who, for their public personality seems as if they can be compared to the pleasant 'Humpty Dumpty'... but when in the comfort of being alone in their room takes out the Jack Daniels and wacks off to a taped episode of Sesame Street.

When u donate to the Boy Scouts just to see them jump for joy

by claudia January 1, 2004

Patrick Moore

our favorite cuddly monacle-sporting English amateur astronomer who displayed his ability to play the xylophone in front of parliament and the queen.
He had a long running show on the BBC "the sky at night"

Patrick Moore plays the xylophone, patrick moore plays the xylophone, patrick moore plays the xylophone.
pa-pa-pa-pa-pa patrick.
patrick....xylophone...patrick...xylophone

by claudia January 1, 2004