numpty

A person, who, for their public personality seems as if they can be compared to the pleasant 'Humpty Dumpty'... but when in the comfort of being alone in their room takes out the Jack Daniels and wacks off to a taped episode of Sesame Street.

When u donate to the Boy Scouts just to see them jump for joy

by claudia January 01, 2004

diet

a four-letter word that often leads to deprivation, frustration and, ultimately, failure

Diet should not be in your vocabulary.

by Claudia January 16, 2005