Claudette with Self Care's definitions

Claudette's Law

Dbd Things's quote in the Clown's Room Of Death

Claudette's Law states that anything stupid that can be done, will be done

"I like Claudette's Rule because I adhere to it closely"

by Claudette with Self Care February 21, 2022

pure mathematician

a person who studies abstract mathematical concepts, and will do literally anything to not study any real life application.

Person 1: I might major as a pure mathematician

Person 2: Why don't you do something more helpful, like an electrical engineer?

Person 1: I don't like society

by Claudette with Self Care April 29, 2022

And them's the facts

When you have a bland conclusion, this is what you replace it with.

Ending your essay with "in conclusion" is
- bland
- overused
- predictable

Ending your essay with "and them's the facts" is
- compelling
- unexpected
- confirms that those are indeed the facts

by Claudette with Self Care March 4, 2022