1 definition by Clark Van Pants

hobo's kiss

When water splashes back up and spritzes your a-hole after taking a dump in a public toilet.

"I had no other choice, so I had to take a number 2 in the mall bathroom. Unfortunately, I heard the familiar plop that could only be followed by a hobo's kiss. I now have some sort of ass disease, I'm sure of it."

by Clark Van Pants January 4, 2010