2 definitions by CinnaBrad

The stuff that sticks to your mirror while flossing.
That steak was delicious but man I had a lot splaque while flossing tonight.
by CinnaBrad May 5, 2016
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1. When you're working so hard you don't have time or energy for sex. 2. You've gone too long without sex
The kids had been taking up so much time she needed some serious resexcitation.
by CinnaBrad May 5, 2016
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