BIF

Noun - pronounced "biff".
The unsightly bulge older women develop between their belly and their crotch. Stands for "butt in front".
See also minge pelmet.
The only thing I remember about my elementary school music teacher is her gargantuan BIF.

Look at the BIF on that miwlf.
by Cicero's Assassin September 06, 2007
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BRAINS

Organization: The Brotherhood for the Revelation and Awareness of Infectious Necrobiotic Situations. A group dedicated to raising public awareness and preparedness in the face of inevitable undead-related catastrophe (AKA zombpocalypse). Advocates strong public health and science protocols, ecologically-sound living, survivalist practices and responsible weapons ownership.
(In the midst of chaotic, nightmarish societal breakdown)

Zombie bait 1: OMG, we're trapped on this roof!
Zombie bait 2: And we're out of ammunition!
Survivor (driving by in armored vehicle): Man, those two are screwed. I sure am glad I joined BRAINS - without their tips, I never would have bought this zombie stomper!
by Cicero's Assassin January 02, 2008
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