Christopher Simmons's definitions

quitfired

When an employer offers an employee the opportunity to quit before their employment is terminated. This opportunity is offered to give the employee a chance to avoid embarrassment and to make it less difficult to secure new employment. A compound word created from the two verbs most commonly associated with voluntary and involuntary employment termination.

"Why did you quit your job?" "Well, the manager called me into his office and quitfired me."

by Christopher Simmons October 7, 2003