Christian Owens 's definitions

Musicorum nervosus

The anxious and annoying inability to let a song play all the way through.

from the journal of Ian Mackaye's therapist: "patient has coped with his musicorum nervosus by playing songs that fall below the 1 minute marker"

by Christian Owens August 23, 2017

marble fudge

marble fudge is the outcome of one's being rammed in the ass and then shitting out the cum/shit in a marble-like swirled pattern.

"Sarah, you are good for nothing! You're about as useful as a bum's marble fudge!!"


(Sarah cries)

by christian owens January 20, 2009