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aftercrap
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The
brown
residue left in your
asshole
after you crap and before you wipe. Depending on the type of poop, aftercrap can be slimy, burning, or
sticky
.
Frank: "Uggh! There was no toilet
paper
in the whole house! This aftercrap is
burning
my
asshole
!"
aftercrap
by
Christian Asatat
May 9, 2010