1 definition by Christabelle Lamotte

jay-z

Deformed druggie-turned-rapper who's head resembles a potato. Has very oversized lips and penis. Prefers to rap about what Joel Madden might refer to as 'girls, cars and money'. Is, at the time of writing, fucking R&B hottie Beyonce, who probably only went out with him out of sympathy in the first place. Has just destroyed the amazing works of rockers Linkin Park.
Correct term: Gay-Z

Mommy, help, Gay-Z is on the radio and I think I need earmuffs.

by Christabelle Lamotte February 26, 2005