2 definitions by ChristCrayons
Ugg boots or Ugg boot clones.
Disturbingly ugly shin to knee high leather boots frequently worn by bimbo-type women and rarely old men.
Some varieties of bootfucks feature fur or laces.
Also see Bootfucker.
Disturbingly ugly shin to knee high leather boots frequently worn by bimbo-type women and rarely old men.
Some varieties of bootfucks feature fur or laces.
Also see Bootfucker.
Keithan: "Look at that complete idiot with her jeans tucked into her huge fur-rimmed bootfucks."
Dimitrius: "Satan Christ! What a bootfucker!"
Dayrl: "Was that old guy seriously wearing bootfucks?"
Damandro: "...He must be fucked in the head."
Chivrey: "Dude I'm thinking about getting with that girl Abby."
Gustov: "No way man, I saw her last winter -- She's a total bootfucker. All she wore were classic UGG bootfucks."
Dimitrius: "Satan Christ! What a bootfucker!"
Dayrl: "Was that old guy seriously wearing bootfucks?"
Damandro: "...He must be fucked in the head."
Chivrey: "Dude I'm thinking about getting with that girl Abby."
Gustov: "No way man, I saw her last winter -- She's a total bootfucker. All she wore were classic UGG bootfucks."
by ChristCrayons July 30, 2012
The worst hell in existence and home of the Shit Devil.
What deems a person worthy of being thrown into Shit Hell is purely subjective.
What deems a person worthy of being thrown into Shit Hell is purely subjective.
Karl: "Turns out I'm gay."
Josh: "Also turns out you're going to Shit Hell."
Ethan: "If you don't put Jason Christ into your heart, you'll go to hell, and if you don't allow Ted Haggard to dip his tip, you'll go straight down to Shit Hell."
Jesse: "And if I marry outside of my race?"
Ethan: "Shit Hell."
Jasper: "I broke the law by going 57 in a 55."
Tommy: "You'll be hanging out with the Shit Devil soon enough for that!"
Josh: "Also turns out you're going to Shit Hell."
Ethan: "If you don't put Jason Christ into your heart, you'll go to hell, and if you don't allow Ted Haggard to dip his tip, you'll go straight down to Shit Hell."
Jesse: "And if I marry outside of my race?"
Ethan: "Shit Hell."
Jasper: "I broke the law by going 57 in a 55."
Tommy: "You'll be hanging out with the Shit Devil soon enough for that!"
by ChristCrayons July 6, 2012