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When you finish taking a shit but realize that you are out of toilet paper. This results in one having to awkwardly shuffle around with ones pants down to find toilet paper while avoiding getting faeces on nearby surfaces such as the floor. This is called a Pink Panther because the objective is not to be seen. One can even hum the tune of the Pink Panther movies to add to the feel of espionage on their journey to the cupboard, or in the worst case, the corner store.
1. I pulled a Pink Panther at school, I had to get all the way downstairs to the janitors closet without being seen.

2. Grandma tried pulling a Pink Panther, but fell down a flight of stairs and broke her hip.

3. I had to pull a Pink Panther last night, working under the cover of darkness is easy, until you grab sandpaper.
by Christ almighty October 08, 2007
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