a short girl with very large breasts and lots of tattoos.
Professional piercer and keeper of teh Taco of Doom™
small enough to fit in a cupboard, but too big for a bread box
often seen in various states of undress with some sort of alcholic beverage in hand
is frequently single
can be wooed with the offer of finlandia vodka, and latex clothing
Morbie!!!! DYE MY HAIR!