Definitions by Chris the Arm Piss

Moscow Hand Warmer 

When one takes both hands and fists two different girls in the asshole.

Moscow Hand Warmers can keep your hands warm even during the most harsh Moscow winters.

Moscow Hand Warmer by Chris the Arm Piss May 20, 2009

Dallas Car Wash 

A sexual act that involves a minimum of four people (3 men and 1 girl). A girl crawls on her hands and knees inbetween the legs of three or more standing men. The three men proceed to jack off over her and ejaculate all over the girl who is simultaneously crawling between the 3 guys' legs.

Because Jen was a dirty girl, Frank, John, and Bill all gave her a Dallas Car Wash

Dallas Car Wash by Chris the Arm Piss May 20, 2009