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The best way to describe this is first define what it is not. It is not a male waiter and it is not a female waitress. This person could go either way and is so confusing to study in their habitat. Could be a chick with a dick or man with a slit, only thing you know for sure is that the name Erin could be a male or female so you don’t go out on a limb either way for the LGBTQRST whatever the fuck they are so you say THEYTRESS for their transsexual ass.
by Chris Yarbrough May 21, 2021
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