Definitions by Chris Royle

Rude Rash 

That special kind of rash that develops when you've bumped uglies with some scallywag of sexual ill-repute.

"Hey, what's that?".

"Oh, it's just my rude rash"

Rude Rash by Chris Royle June 10, 2010

Jewniform 

The crazy attire and appearance of a true Jewish man. Black suit, crazy hat, lovely beard and ringlets in his hair. Often seen at Airports or in North London.

"Check out that Jewniform"

Jewniform by Chris Royle November 13, 2009