Definitions by Chris Ramage

Pocket Log

The act of taking a dump into some toilet paper and then wrapping the shit to put in your pocket for safe keeping.

Chris: Xavier, is that a pocket log I see in your pocket you sick fuck!
Xavier: Why yes! I was saving it for lunch.

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A person that spends far too much time logged into the website named facebook.

Good god Xavier is still online, he is a facebook fag!