Definitions by Chris Pav

Diarrhea 

The term used as an excuse when one is in the bathroom for 20 minutes and doesn't want to admit he was jacking off and not shitting.

Dave walked into his living room and Joe asked "What the hell took so long?" and Dave responds "I had diarrhea" and laughs to himself.

Diarrhea by Chris Pav January 7, 2007