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A poor person who is 4'1 and has no hoes. Is also very BLACK and is bad at Math, English, Earth Sciences, Civics, Orchestra. and P.E. Has a cool (and sexy) friend named Chris. You can never trust a Chayse because they are always retarded and never know anything about current topics or issues.
Person 1: Dude I just saw a little chocolate cupacake who tripped on her own shoelace and accidently KILLED five babies!
Person 2: Oh yeah! that was Chayse, she just sucks at everything and is not like Chris who is cool beans!
by Chris Kratovil February 26, 2022
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